Everything I need to know I learned from Jim Carrey.
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'”
“If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!”
"Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them."
"I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter."
"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music"
"Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night."
"Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!"
"The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm"
Advice is not always what we want to hear, and often we are offended if we feel it is unjust. How do we determine when we should listen or when we should not? There is also a difference between advice and authority, one comes from everywhere and the other is directly pointed at us. Authority is like an arrow through the shoulder, the only way to get rid of it is to break it off pull it out and then suffer the bloody effects. Go ahead and roll your eyes if you must, but in case I do not see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night. Call me Van Gogh!
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